Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2015

Transcript:

Pig: Hi lifeguard supervisor Lenny... How goes your job managing lifeguards? Lenny: Not good. I have just under 100 problematic swimming sites to monitor and not enough lifeguards. I have rivers, lakes, pools, you name it. Pig: Beaches? Lenny: No. I got 99 problems, but a beach ain't one. Censor: I'm watching you, Pastis. Pastsi: I know.