Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Next on the playlist: a biographical song about Hugh Hefner titled, “Hef, Hugh.”

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    a favorite tshirt of mine, life is a beech, with a picture of a tree

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    Henny Youngman: Take my life….please. (misspelling intentional.)

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Racetrack announcer commenting on a racer having engine problems, saying the driver must be from Florida because he was saying something about sunny beaches when he went past the pits.

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    wiselad  over 9 years ago

    next, Detective Tracy meets Theodore Cleaver and the censor yet again tells Pastis “I am watching you”

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Life’s a beach and then you get censored

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    noahproblem  over 9 years ago

    Actually, I think he’d have a problem with a certain beach – a bilingual one where the angle of the sun (or as they call it there the “sol angle”) is particularly vexing, particularly when it visits him and his wife.

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    I loves the beaches..

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    I’m working on a book based on the premise that Jason from the Friday the 13th movies isn’t such a bad guy after all. I’m going to call it Voorhees: A Jolly Good Fellow.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Toon Boy’s really stretching it.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    I love Long Beach

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    vwdualnomand  over 9 years ago

    hope he didn’t invest in tidal.

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    Well I’ll be a son-of-a-beach…

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    546mailbox  over 9 years ago

    What is that guy beaching about?

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    Retired Dude  over 9 years ago

    I have a coffee mug that says “Life’s a fish . . . then you fry”.

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    Those sorry sunny beaches.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy may find the heavy hand of the Comic Strip Censor doing more than just pointing at him if he isn’t careful with these puns!

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    Today’s Barney and Clyde

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    I’d really like the beach especially without all that sand and humidity.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Stephan is treading in dangerous water today ……☻

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    anorok2  over 9 years ago

    Maybe because it’s Monday morning, but I’ve reread this several times and I still don’t get it!!…..can someone help??

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    if life is a beachwhich beach is it?sunny and warmor foggy and cool?palm trees or mangroves?coral or sand?do you really have to die?or is that just a government cover up?i guess i’ll never knowsince i left californe- i – oand what about beech-nut gum?what kind of gum is that?is a beach towel usedfor a beach ball?or – oh never mind – i can see the finger pointing right now!

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    whiteaj  over 9 years ago

    I too would like to know what punch line Pastis had in his head before the censor showed up.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    “Dash it, this scab itches!” :-)

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Comic Strip Censor! Been a while since we’ve seen him.

    xxx

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    Kind&Kinder  over 9 years ago

    Another good laugh. Thanks, Stephan.

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    Emperor SterDog  over 9 years ago

    Loved this pun. You can keep posting the corny puns as well. But, &%$#$, stop with fourth wall $%&!!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I got a big laugh out of this one.

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    johngregor Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Comic Strip Censor Guy should have his own spin-off comic strip.

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    Stocky One  over 9 years ago

    I got a great laugh out of this, but if it wasn’t for the fact that he referenced this song about a year ago or so, I wouldn’t have any idea what he’s talking about!

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t he already do this pun already?

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    finnygirl Premium Member over 9 years ago

    frank corona asked: Maybe because it’s Monday morning, but I’ve reread this several times and I still don’t get it!!…..can someone help??:Sherlock Watson explained:Jay-Z has a song called “99 Problems” in which he says, “I got 99 problems, but a b#tch ain’t one.”

    I reply: Thanks to frank for asking (as I was totally baffled, too) and thanks to Sherlock for explaining (not being a Jay-Z fan, I’d have never figured it out.) :-)

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    heybobhey  over 9 years ago

    Better than having a Donkey dressed up like a Clown. Assuming you know of another term for a Donkey…..

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    all.flesh.is.temporary  over 4 years ago

    REPEAT JOKE HAHAHAAAA

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    MALCOLMSTENZEL  over 4 years ago

    I do not get the reference

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    LilPeruna  over 3 years ago

    I believe, although I’m not sure, that this MAY have been the first PBS strip I read in the newspaper.

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