Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2015
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Transcript:
Goat: This article is so depressing. It's all about how big of a problem tiger poaching has become. I'm sorry, pig, do you know what tiger poaching is? Pig: When tigers take things that don't belong to them. Goat: No. Pig: When tigers cook eggs?
No, Pig, it’s when you cook a tiger in a pot of boiling water and then serve it on an English muffin with some ham.