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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2015
Transcript:
Junior: Hey, dad... Mom wants to know if you're gonna hunt zebras today. Larry the Croc: No. Nature say timing not right. Junior: What does that mean? Larry the Croc: Me so drunk we can't walk. Junior: I'll tell her that nature thing. Larry the Croc: Hey, who move chair?
darn. I missed one…I never thought about using being drunk as an excuse..