Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2015
Transcript:
Dear my girlfriend Pigita, I recently realized that everyone changes. But I don't want things to change. I want something good to always be good. And I want the things I count on to always be there to count on. So I'm now dating a pizza. Pig: We'll see how she responds.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
And if you have a fight, you can eat it and order a new one with different toppings.
aardvarkseyes about 9 years ago
That relationship can only end in heartache – Pig shouldn’t have ordered the extra spicy salami!.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
And the Dominoes start to fall…
danfromfreddybeach about 9 years ago
today’s theme song is “A Complicated Song” by Weird Al Yankovic
Zankchi11 about 9 years ago
Where I am its still August 11. 22:38
Mikel V about 9 years ago
Maybe you should wait until they turn Pigita into porkchops, or rinds, or sausages…
cdgar about 9 years ago
I have a sudden urge for pizza….
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Oh Pig, Pig, Pig. Can’t you see what a terrible romance you’ve gotten into. True, good pizza is delicious. But you’ll be accused of cheating in no time. You’ll start off with the cheese pizza at Sal’s Pizzeria and everything will be fine for a month but then she’ll catch you with that slut, cheese with extra cheese. And then that little red head *, pepperoni will be there to comfort you while cheese and cheese with extra cheese end up discovering their into each other and not into you. Oh but then pepperoni will key your car when she catches you with that whore from Tony’s Village Pizza, Hawaiian style, who just happens to be in the family way. And let’s not get into that saucy little minx, barbecue chicken down at House of Pizza, and her friends meat lovers, and supreme. Their just looking for a cheap, one night stand and will break your heart in the morning.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well, while I’ve never approved of cheaters, I say it’ll be a good thing if Pig sees other pizzas, because this one, like most of them, will disappear after their first night together.
Sure, she may come back, briefly, an hour or two after their wild encounter… but then she’ll be gone forever.
Staying loyal to your one and only pizza will only lead to loneliness… and starvation,
phylum about 9 years ago
you’re being awfully demanding here pig…
Hugh B. Hayve about 9 years ago
I am so mad right now….I thought pizza and I had something going.
Arianne about 9 years ago
I think Pigita will respond with a rotary pizza cutter.
mjb515 about 9 years ago
Pig, you cannot eat your pizza and date it too.
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Pig is just looking for a slice of life.
HighPeaks about 9 years ago
And Pigita writes back, “So, you finally got a pizza a$$.”
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Poor Pigita. So sad to be thrown over for a pie…
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Yes, Pig! At last! Dump Pigita! You deserve better, and pizza is! Pizza will never let you down; the morning after, it’s even better!
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Dates? On a pizza? I am not sure that would be good.
Kaputnik about 9 years ago
I met this cute little pizza yesterday, but today she seems so cold.
Sandfan about 9 years ago
If Pig is lucky, that’s a “Hot-N-Ready” from Little Caesar’s.
Indycar about 9 years ago
Pig that relationship can’t last. You’ll eat the pizza or it will get moldy in the refrigerator!
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 9 years ago
she’ll probably throw out the note
vwdualnomand about 9 years ago
better a pizza than a lying, cheater with no purpose in life.
AliCom about 9 years ago
The pizza will either get eatten or go stale. Take a picture of ‘it’. ‘It’ (the picture) will last longer.
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
i want cold pizza for breakfastwarm coke to wash it down (aaah)maybe a couple of onion rings to make this meal well roundedi want cold pizza for breakfastin a pinch cold spaghetti will dobut there’s nothing in the world that i like better, than eating cold pizza with you.christine lavin
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
If he’ll order anchovy next time, he’ll hardly know the difference.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
When that thing gets to growing mold you’ll wish you would’ve just eaten it during the honeymoon stage.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
And know that cheeses loves you.
Ironic Eggbeater about 9 years ago
Wonder if there is bacon on the pizza.
bmonk about 9 years ago
She’ll be cold in just a few hours.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 6 years ago
The pizza will go bad and the relationship will go bad, too.
CesarSantos about 3 years ago
Best relationship ever.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) about 2 years ago
That is.. surprisingly relate able