Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Check it out, Goat...I'm making baby dolls for kids. In fact, I'm selling so many yI can't keep up and don't know what to do. Goat: Ask around here at the cafe. I'm sure there are tons of people who need work. Pig: Pardon me, ma'am. But would you like to make babies with me? No one needs work.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Pig needs to change his recruiting pitch.
knight1192a about 9 years ago
That first panel looks more like Pig’s re-enacting the shower scene from Psycho with the way he’s holding the screwdriver.
Interesting that Pastis chose a flat head screwdriver over a Philips. Guess he wanted to make certain it wouldn’t loose as much detail when shrunk down in papers and still be recognized as a screwdriver. That and flatheads would be a little easier for him to draw.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
I remember a “Pearls” strip where Pig asks his neighbors if they’ve found Jesus (stolen from his Christmas nativity scene).
Mikel V about 9 years ago
I think the result would have been the same if Pig had adressed to the guy saying: “wanna see my babydolls?”
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Pig has a recurrent problem with awkward phrasing. This time, the girl’s boyfriend only beat the snot out of him rather than doing permanent damage….
PICTO about 9 years ago
Most cafes don’t let you make babies at the counter… you have to use a table.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 9 years ago
True story… Once upon a time at the bookstore where I work, a new employee, a shy sixteen year old boy, was approached by a nervous acting mid-twenty-ish female customer. What she was looking for was a new book on the subject of overcoming infertility that was very popular at the time. But the question that she managed to fumble out to the kid was, “I’m trying to have a baby. Can you help me?” He just gave her a slack-jawed uncomprehending look till I turned to her and said, “I know the book you’re looking for. Let me show it to you in the Family and Child section.”
gary about 9 years ago
This has been my favorite strip for quite a while. Thanks Stephan, and congratulations on the Reuben Award!
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Perhaps Larry or Bob Croc could help out pig………just pay them with beer !
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
The English language is full of pitfalls! Thankfully!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s all in the delivery…..
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Glad I got to see these comments before the censors did!
route66paul about 9 years ago
Just put more men on the job. Get ’er done..
Wichita10 about 9 years ago
No. No. Just…noooooo… :)
KasperV about 9 years ago
Good job he didn’t ask PM David Cameron, or he’d have got an even bigger surprise.
Number Three about 9 years ago
It would have been funnier if Pig asked the man.
But either way, I got a great laugh.
Thank you, Mr. Pastis!
xxx
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
i remember my bar days when every so often there’d be a nuts and bolts night. nuts and bolts of all different sizes would be distributed and you were supposed to find the nut that fit your bolt or vice versa. the ensuing dialogue i will leave to your imaginations.
finnygirl Premium Member about 9 years ago
Glad to hear about your winning the Reubens Award…congratulations!
bmonk about 9 years ago
Reminds me of the poor girl in High School who looked at her glasses one day, and announced, “I need a screw!”