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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2015
October 29, 2015
October 31, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Heard you're sick, Steph. Just remember - feed a fever, starve a cold. Rat: I thought it was 'Feed a cold, starve a fever.' Goat: I'm pretty sure it's 'Feed a fever, starve a cold.' Pig: I heard it's 'Feed a beaver, starve a cod'? Guard Duck: I heard it's 'Feed Tom Seaver, starve A-Rod.' Stephan: ENOUGH! Rat: Let's just starve Steph on principle.
They’re all wrong. It’s feed a cleaver, starve a bowl.