Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2015
Transcript:
Goat; What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Holding a baby. Pig: Why? Woman: Ohhh... What a cute baby.... You must be a caring, sensitive man... Here's my number... Let's get a drinks one time. Goat; A new low. Rat: You can rent them by the hour. Pig: I will rent a dozen!
No way human babies are that small and rats that big.