Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2015
December 03, 2015
December 05, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Did you know you can dial 3-1-1 and get information? Rat: About what? Goat; All sorts of stuff. You can ask questions about city services, stray animals, building permits, utilities, parks, potholes, you name it. Rat: Why do I exist? They were no help.
I don’t know why Rat exists either, but I suspect it’s because God lost a bet.