Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2015
December 07, 2015
December 09, 2015
Transcript:
Pastis: Make me feel better, Pig. My ex-wife is dating one clown after another.
Pig: Aw, Steph. That's probably not a nice thing to say.
Ex-Wife: Thank you, Ronald... I had a wonderful night.
Pastis: She's a sucker for a happy meal.
You’d think she would at least have gone for the Burger King!