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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2016
January 01, 2016
January 03, 2016
Transcript:
Chef: What can I get you to drink? Pig: Do you have warm beavers getting older? Chef: What's that? Pig: I dunno. But right here you offer a warm beaver that ages. Chef: 'Warm beverages.' Pig: That doesn't sound nearly as interesting.
Wow. That’s dumb, even for Pig.