Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2016
February 05, 2016
February 07, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Are you religious? Rat: When it's convenient. Goat: What does that mean? Rat: When I want to judge others or fear impending death. Goat: I think that's called opportunism. Rat: Then I'm its patron saint!
Not quite, Rat. Religion has other purposes, like when you want votes or money or a shorter prison sentence.