Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2016
April 30, 2016
May 02, 2016
Transcript:
"Congress for Dummies A guide to understanding your government By Rat" "Congressman parties with big donors. CRISIS Congressman goes on T.V." Congressman: Outrage! "Congressman holds town hall meetings." Congressman: Outrage! Man: You know he cares because he's outraged. "Congressman attends hearings." Congressman: Outrage!!! "Congressman waits until nobody gives a @#*#. "Congressman parties with big donors. Goat: And we re-elect them 90% of the time. Rat: Hey, someone has to employ these chumps. Pig: I will re-elect that caring chump!
“I didn’t get a harrumph from that man.”
“Give the Governor a harrumph.”