Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2016
May 02, 2016
May 04, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Hi, Guard Duck...where you off to so late with your 'Lil Scout' troop?
Guard Duck: The forest.
Pig: Ohh...are you gonna do a little camping? Maybe have a campfire?
Guard Duck: Bury a body.
Pig: Hope they don't get a merit badge for that.
Guard Duck is the least responsible scout leader ever.