Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2016
May 31, 2016
June 02, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Noah! Noah! Save us from these rising waters! Noah: No can do. Already filled the ark with everyone whose soul was worthy of salvation. Pig: Who was worth saving? Noah: Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett: Helloooo. Rat: That seems biased. Noah: Party on the poop deck!
Noah’s version was forty days and forty nights, and that’s not counting the time spent building the ark and gathering the animals before the rains came, or the time looking for land after it stopped falling..PBS still has a ways to go to match that.