Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2016

Transcript:

Rat: Listen, Kim. It was nice meeting you on 'Tinder'. But I don't think I can date you. For one thing, I don't know how many lovers you had before me. Kim: Fifteen! Rat: Seriously? Is that the real number? Kim: Thirty! Rat: Thirty? That's ridiculous! Were they all just one-night flings or did you actually love any of them? Kim: Love! Rat: Yeah, right...you must think I'm some kind of idiot. Some rube you can take advantage of. Kim: Advantage! Rat: Alright, alright, stop shouting...you just shook the whole counter...unless that was an earthquake...we do live on a- Kim: Fault! Rat: You're a tennis umpire. Pig: Hey, can I borrow a- Kim: Match!