Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2016
September 07, 2016
September 09, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: I'm starting a pageant for women this year. But it's not based on their looks. It's based on their demeanor. Goat: Great, Pig. What's it called? Pig: Miss Demeanor 2016. Goat: Let's re-think this. Rat: Do felons qualify?
And this year’s winner is Elaine the shoplifter from Arkansas .