Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2016

“If you’re already bought and paid for, why are you bothering me?”

Sounds just like a politician.

Let me sleep on it.

Love his motto: “RAT for Prez! You could do worse!”

“If you’ve got the money, Honey, I’ve got the time!” A politician is a man of easy virtue (or a woman, come to think of it).

If only we could go inside to escape the politics…

I wanna see Rat debate Battson D. Belfry from “Shoe.”

So bought and paid for……..Who did the buying ?…Does Rat own Rat ?

Finally, an honest politician. When you buy him, he stays bought.

Great timing, today’s WSJ has article about hacked emails saying the same thing.

And if you put you nose down real close to the couch seat cushion, you’ll find they smell alike.

We tried crucifying our Wisconsin Governor, but the Koch brothers keep resurrecting him.

Why do I keep coming back to Pearls Before Swine? It’s like driving up to the only R/R crossing in town waiting for the inevitable Train Wreck to happen.

Everybody flag the trolls.

I refuse to discuss politics.

xxx

Half the adults and three quarters of all the children in the entire world who have AIDS get their meds via the Clinton Foundation. Yes, they get large donations—but it’s what they do with it that matters. Donors and amounts are all listed publicly. Compare that to Trump, whose Foundation has not had a penny from his own pocket in nine years, which funnels donations from other charities into things to personally enrich Trump, including a Tebow helmet and a ten-foot portrait of..wait for it…Trump. And which included Pat Bondi’s bribe not to go after Trump University, and that’s now under criminal investigation.

Rat is running for couch tater Decatur dictator.

Rat is a very inspirational candidate. I’d vote for Rat! (If he paid me enough….)

He’s got my vote.