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It's huge what is it?
I don't know. someone just dropped it on our front porch.
I opened it...it just has thousands of names.
Goat:It's called a phonebook. and that's how we used to find people's phone numbers.
HAHAHAHAHA
Goat: We're old now.
Land lines are very effective if the power goes out and your cell depletes. They’ll have to pry mine out of my cold, dead hands. That might be a cliche, but I love my land line!