Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Rat: I can't believe that one day I just die -poof- and am gone forever. Goat: Why is that hard to believe? Rat: Because greatness like this should be harder to eliminate. Goat: And your humility will be missed. Rat: My death should be more like killing the terminator.
I’ll tell you how important I am. When I die, the universe will cease to exist, in fact will not have ever existed. It’s true, and you cannot prove otherwise. The fact that other people die and I and the universe continue merely shows how less important they are. If you think you’re just as important as I, you just go a head and die, and we’ll just see.