Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2016
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Transcript:
Pig: Jef the cyclist went for a bike ride before dawn this morning, so he wore neon. Goat: A neon helmet? "Hey *#@*Face, Cyclist here" Pig: Sort of. Goat: Can you turn it off during breakfast, Jef? Jef: No.
One of the most common complaints from bicyclists is that the motorists think they own the road. Well, gasoline taxes are the main source of funding for road and street creation and funding, so yes, Sparky, they do own the road.