Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2017
January 20, 2017
January 22, 2017
Transcript:
Zebra: Can you believe Rat is our president? Goat: No, and I'm scared to death. All I can hope is that in his inauguration speech, he tries to reassure those of us who fear for the fate of our democratic institutions. Man: Do we really want to go for the Julius Caesar look? Rat: Would a spear be overkill?
It’s official, folks. He was sworn in and the sky didn’t fall, the world kept turning, and Canada reports no measurable increase in immigration.