Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
Mailbox: Hello, Pig. Got any letters to send? Pig: No, Mr. Mailbox. Nobody sends letters anymore. It's all just emails and text messaging. Mailbox: Goodbye cruel world... Rat: She's the guilt-giving mother of mailboxes. Mailbox: No, it's okay. Just let me lie here and die.
We use the US mail to pay bills; we mail checks instead of using our credit cards online. Also, we mail birthday and Christmas cards; we’re just not lazy enough to send “e-cards.”
Long live the Postal Service!