Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2017

The only Constitutional Amendment left is the Second.

Could you clarify that as “the only Constitutional Amendment left to the Right is the Second”?

If they read everything, why isn’t The Rump in a padded cell yet? The twit’s tweets are a dead giveaway.

So I guess they had AdBlock on when they were reading FaceBook.

George Orwell’s famed novel was a prediction. Just not for a specific date.

The surveillance state at its most helpfulness!

Actually, the only right being violated here is the one protecting you from unreasonable search and seizure.

That’s what you get for not having a Democrat in office.

The Government is only part of it. Private corporations are watching everything you do. Your ISP has a record of every website you’ve ever visited, and when you browse, the info is shared in real time with tons of companies. And you agreed to it when you clicked a check box on top of something you probably didn’t read. Of course, the only way to not click the check box is to not use the internet, which is virtually impossible. Gotcha.

Trump caused the Great Lisbon Earthquake of 1755.

Most terrifying phrase you will ever hear…

“Hi. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.”

Ronald Reagan – Only the GOP could look at an old man afflicted with Alzheimer’s and think “There’s our economic and political Genius!”

Does Facebook Messenger not have encrypting? WhatsApp does.

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There is no such thing as a secure website.

If you remember that, you have a much better chance of retaining what little shred of privacy you have left….

Conservatives, literally, have been missing that for the past 8 years as the IRS has hampered their businesses as the owners of those businesses attempted to start grass roots political efforts. And if the FBI wasn’t enough, the FBI and/or EPA would show up at the door. Nixon had nothing on Obama.

EVERYTHING?!?!? Respect people’s privacy, government!!!