Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    More than half of America is writing this book.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Add in “frustration”, “loneliness”, “despair”, and “social ostracism”, and you’re halfway done with an autobiography.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    His Anger Lock key seems to be stuck.

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    Actually (disturbingly), it may sell very well in today’s world!

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    mickjam  over 6 years ago

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    Looks like social media to me.

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    bigger Nate  over 6 years ago

    It was a dark and stormy night anger anger anger angergotta class it up some

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    Not commercial but timely.

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    mortaur  over 6 years ago

    Maybe rat should write comics…they take no talent at all!!!

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    Too derivative.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    “The skies were angry that night, Angry, Angry.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    Not commercial. But very, very real.

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    SkyFisher  over 6 years ago

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    You take 15 angers and whata you get, another day older and deeper in debt. So now you have 16 angers. It’s a math problem.

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  over 6 years ago

    I just laughed. All it was to me was funny. Thanks Pastis :)

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    And when it hits the best seller list he can write a sequel.

    Revenge. Revenge. Revenge. Revenge. Revenge. Revenge.

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    JudyAz  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of the time a kid got an assignment to write a 100-word essay. He wrote "My cat ran away, so I went to the door and called, “Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty …” etc to 100 words.

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    CodyHill  over 6 years ago

    And this is why being a therapist is such a secured job can’t be replaced by machines and millions of emotionally repressed clients

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “It was a dark and angry night . . . . "

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    “Angry trails to you, until we meet again….”

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    Corey Cohen  over 6 years ago

    Hey, I’ve enjoyed reading this!

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    There’s a market for anything nowadays, Rat. Just think how many Anger Management Seminars will want to buy up hundreds of copies to use as a textbook!

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    askaMoose  over 6 years ago

    Crocs, Crocs, Crocs, Crocs! Rehire them!

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Book that Anger Management class next week.

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Hundreds of “Anger” later: Anger. Anger. Anger. Anger. Anger. ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! ANGER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH #*%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The end

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