Look below the headline.
That’s funny!
He did fly….straight down if not for the ground he’d still be flying.
“There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
For some reason he committed suicide while wearing one of his window drapes around his neck.
Well, he succeeded, in a way. But most people just call it “falling”. Oh, and he also succeeded in getting the baboon he trained to attack the prime minister to do so. So on average a decent day.
“Funny how fallin’ feels like flyin’ for a little while.”—Jeff Bridges
Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”
DennisinSeattle almost 2 years ago
Look below the headline.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
That’s funny!
Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He did fly….straight down if not for the ground he’d still be flying.
Probably_At_Work almost 2 years ago
“There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
pumaman almost 2 years ago
For some reason he committed suicide while wearing one of his window drapes around his neck.
tims145 almost 2 years ago
Well, he succeeded, in a way. But most people just call it “falling”. Oh, and he also succeeded in getting the baboon he trained to attack the prime minister to do so. So on average a decent day.
Thomas R. Williams almost 2 years ago
“Funny how fallin’ feels like flyin’ for a little while.”—Jeff Bridges
Black4dder almost 2 years ago
Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”