Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 19, 2012
May 18, 2012
May 20, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: I know if I were a unicorn, I'd take FULL advantage of it. No "shield of boringness." I'd make EVERYONE bask in my awesomeness. Also I'd use my horn to roast marshmallows and make shish kebabs and POKE people. Marigold: There may be a reason you are not a unicorn. Phoebe: I poke people NOW, but it's less fun.
I think I would use something besides my horn to roast marshmallows and make shish-kebab.
It would get a little too warm for my likings and I’d get a headache and be all cross…