Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2012
June 30, 2012
July 02, 2012
Transcript:
Marigold: She is upset! Phoebe: You ZAPPED HER HAIR OFF. Marigold: Is that a big deal? Phoebe: YES! Marigold: You humans are MOSTLY bald anyhow. I did not know you cared so much for what little hair you have. Phoebe: I... can actually kinda see your logic, but... Marigold: What is a tiny bit of extra pink in a sea of fleshy human disgustingness? Phoebe: Remember what I said about knowing when to stop talking?
And here I thought Dana was going to pull her punches and do a cutesy little girl comic strip. Now I’m thinking more along the lines of Poltergeist.