Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 03, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: We need to find Dakota and fix her hair! Marigold: Agreed! Her emotional reaction could pose a threat to the stability of the SHIELD of BORINGNESS. Phoebe: i guess we have a new case then! Marigold: Which we got by utterly botching our original case? Phoebe: That one was a practice.
Mmmm ?unstable shield of boringness? May account for the commercials being more interesting than many a Superbowl.