Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 26, 2012

Transcript:

Phoebe: Dad, what was it like before the internet? Dad: I knew this day would come. That one day, you would ask about the BEFORE TIMES. It was a dark and brutal age, when typewriters roamed the land and IGNORANCE and BOREDOM reigned. It was VERY DIFFICULT to waste time watching videos of cats. Phoebe: I'm going outside now. Dad: Outside! I remember outside!