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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2012
September 09, 2012
September 11, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: What is that large yellow thing? Phoebe: A school bus. Before you came along, it's how I got to school. Marigold: I am much prettier than it. Phoebe: Also more comfortable to sit on. Marigold: It is decided. Unicorns are better than school buses. Phoebe: That wasn't decided already?
But Nebulous, you don’t have to share the road with the Unicorn – when it pulls over to admire Him or Herself in the windows you carefully go around and go on your way.
Briatollah is right – You try that with a School Bus with it’s red lights flashing, and it’s a HUGE moving violation ticket. One that makes judges laugh when you ask them to dismiss it.