Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 05, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Could you just... ZAP me some musical talent? Marigold: You want me to help you cheat at your piano lessons? Phoebe: I'd owe you. Marigold: You do not have anything I want. Phoebe: No but I let there's lots you'd like me to stop doing. Marigold: Touche.
Zing! I gotta remember this one for that single, specific situation five years from now in which this rejoinder will be PERFECT. It may not happen often, but it will be DEVASTATING. Nice one!