Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 23, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: We wear costumes, and go door to door collecting candy. Marigold: Where I am from, we have something similar! Phoebe: What's it called? Marigold: THAT ONE DAY WITH THE CANDY AND THE COSTUMES.Phoebe: "Halloween" seems punchier. Marigold: Yes, I am going to begin saying that instead.
I would love to see the Unicorn Holiday “That day a small berrowing mamul seces hybernation and pops its head out of a whole and determiens weather or not we shall have six more weeks of winter or six more weeks of spring acourding to weather or not the curent ambient light permits it to see it’s shadow, weather or not it actuly sees it’s shadow and weatehr or not the seeinng of said sahdow frightens it to return to the safty of it’s dwelling to resume it’s slumber and also that one Bill Murry movie is on all day long back to back on every other chanel, not ghostbusters, the other one, the one where he is stuck in time on the day of the same name and he can not esscape it..that one I think it’s funny and I see it every year no matter how old it gets, it’ is a clasic after all rather llike it is a wounderfule life or the Christmas Carrol I could watch it a thpusand times and not hate it it day.”