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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 02, 2012
Transcript:
Marigold: *ahem* I am the very model of a modern magical unicorn. I've information magic, and I never wear a uniform. My entrances are heralded by trumpets and a flugelhorn. I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in cuneiform! I make up for my lack of hands with magic ingenuity. Manipulating objects with a startling acuity. I'm also rather stunning in a way that's undeniable. To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable! It is all true. Phoebe: I know.
I wonder how many of us, myself included, began singing this in our heads after the second panel.