Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 04, 2013
September 03, 2013
September 05, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I'll create a diversion whil you get us a couple cups of coffee. Marigold: Why can I not create the diversion? Phoebe: Becuase I need you to use your telekinetic powers. Marigold: My beauty can be QUITE distracting. Like the radiance of the sun in a clear equatorial sky. Phoebe: Get this out of your system so you can focus.
Neo Stryder about 11 years ago
“Hi Marigold… hey look what a beautiful bird is there”
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
She’s a unicorn, Phoebe, it’s always in her system. I’m anticipating what happens next.
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
Well, it’s distracting to YOU anyway! (I don’t think anyone else has ever stood frozen for years staring at your face…)
Simon_Jester about 11 years ago
Better go grab a chair, Phoebe; this is going to take a while.
silverfingers about 11 years ago
Do you remember the sugar rush you had at Dakota’s party? No? Well, I think you’re gonna need that. The reminiscence, not the rush :-)
Darwinskeeper about 11 years ago
The problem is that the Shield of Boringness means that others can’t be distracted by Marigold’s beauty.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t do it Phoebe!!
Me3000 about 11 years ago
no Marigold, you need to distract Phoebe’s dad, not Phoebe.
dogday Premium Member about 11 years ago
Oh, how I long for the days when a simple unicorn in the kitchen wouldn’t distract me! Now, the littlest things — unicorns, gryphons, waterspouts — I can’t think of anything else ‘til they’re out the door. Siiigh.
Paul of Eugene about 11 years ago
Phoebe on coffee . . . I can see that. Marigold on coffee . . . this I gotta see.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Go with Marigold’s plan Phoebe;’s parents can out smart her too easy. Also this is too early in the story arch to just give her coffee. unless it has humerus after effects.
Are2Dee2 almost 5 years ago
I love how Phoebe went all dark as soon as Marigold got all egotistical