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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: My dad hides my Christmas presens really carfully, so I can be "surprised." But I never am, 'cause my gifts mainly come from a Christmas list I wrote. It's like this elaborate holiday dance we do every year. Marigold: I too have one of those. Phoebe: I've seen. Yours involves a lot more butt-shaking.
Hey, do you think that if I had a Unicorn, people might not run away from me in Terror? Also, Christmas is a Plagiarized Holiday devoted entirely to Greed.