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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 24, 2013
December 23, 2013
December 25, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Is that the star from the top off the tree? Marigold: Aye. The tree has been upgraded. Phoebe: Upgraded how? Marigold: Behold. Phoebe: Is that... Todd the candy dragon? Todd: RAR. Marigold: He says "yes."
(sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a troll, nor ugly gob-i-lin.I cannot stand their BLÄARTINGor their nasty slobberin’.I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.I think that Santa Claus would like one, too.He won’t need to sneak while filling gift requests;the Unicorn could activateher Shield of Boringness.I can see it now: I’m out of bed on early Christmas morn.I’ll be happy when I see, standing by the Christmas tree,there’ll be a lovely Magic Unicorn!I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a dog, nor ordinary horses.I only like Magic Unicornses.And Magic Unicornses like me, too.Merry Christmas to all.