Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 27, 2013
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Transcript:
Phoebe: Are you making any resolutions this year? Marigold: I am resolving to be inelegant. I will inevitably fail. That failure, in turn, shall give me a much-needed dose of humility. Phoebe: Your humility isn't very humble. Marigold: Unicorn.
I resolve, starting now, to stop saying the word “Blaart.”
Dangit…