Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 04, 2014
January 03, 2014
January 05, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're here at the top of my friend chart below you, there are categories. There's Sue, my best long-distance friend... Sam, my unattainable friend.. Max, my friend who's a boy but not my boyfriend, and Dakota, my fremeny. Marigold: I stopped listening after the part about me. Phoebe: That's the relevant part.
But were do you put the younger girl who idealizes you and threw her shoes that one time and accused you of taking her ball, the goblins, Flow, Todd, Lord, Becky the Phoenix , the answer fairy, your music teacher, the magic spageti that used to be super fun cool magic hair, your parents, and the rest?