Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 16, 2014

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Phoebe: How many hands tall are you? Marigold: Hands? Phoebe: I read that horse heights are measures in hands. Marigold: I am not horse. Phoebe: How tall are you then? Marigold: I am one unicorn tall! Phoebe: Is every unicorn one unicorn tall? Marigold: That is a point of contention. For instance, I feel that I am one unicorn tall and my sister Florence is .9 unicorns tall... Florence insists she is one unicorn tall and I am 1.1 unicorns tall. Phoebe: How tall am I in unicorns? Marigold: You are 10.8 hands tall.