Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 18, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: What kind of stuff did you guys learn in college? Dad: Hm, let's see. I really learned to like coffee. Phoebe: What else? Dad: Nothing! That's it. Phoebe: Oo, can I start drinking coddee and then skip college? Mom: No and no. Dad: We'll talk later.
I am reminded of the classic Father Guido Sarducci bit, ‘Five Minute University’( In five minutes, he teaches you what the average college grad remembers five years after he/she graduates. )