Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 01, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Pretty good party! Marigold: I am glad. Phoebe: Not at all scary, though. Marigold: I disagree. You and your friends now have magical bottomless bags of candy. And you have the willpower of, well, nine-year-olds. Do you not find your impending bellyaches terrifying? Phoebe: These are the kind of problems you want.
Ha! She’ll grow up to be a fat girl.