Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 03, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: I never knew unicorns were into sweaters. Marigold: Unicorns are individuals. While some may find sweaters undignified, others have faith in the inherit dignity of unicornosity. Phoebe: My grandma also made her dog this sweater. Marigold: I wear it better.
Yup—I gotta file “unicornosity” in the memory banks for future use!