Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2015
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Transcript:
Phoebe: Go, Boyserberry Swirl, and open the gates of Glitter City! Marigold: Why are you giving orders? Phoebe: 'Cause I'm playing Princess Sunbeam. Marigold: In real unicorn government, "Princess" is strictly a ceremonial position. The Quorum of the Pointist make most of the real decisions. In bygone times, they were selected based on horn sharpness, but today it is a combination of voting, plus a freestyle dance contest. Phoebe: Also the gates are over on your side. Marigold: I should open them then.
I wonder how a unicorn dance.