Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 25, 2015
January 24, 2015
January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: I've had this phone almost a year. When I first got it, I had an awesome phone, and Dakota had an an older, not-awesome phone.Now, my phone is old, and Dakota has a NEW phone. Mom and Dad won't get me a new phone, because this one works as well as ever. So if I'd waited until now to ask for a phone, I'd have a better phone, but then I'd have had to walk around for a year with NO phone. There's no perfect time. It's like you have to borrow from the future. I'm glad unicorns don't ever need upgrades. Marigold: We are as up as it is possible to be graded!
kaykeyser almost 10 years ago
Come down to Wally’s used unicorn lot! come now and get a free upgrade! We have horn extensions ,extra sparkles,six bright new colors, trendy new tail styles, cup holders, rear seat entertainment for the children and if you buy our alicorn package Wings! and for you Anthropologists out there we have the deluxe bundle that comes with alternate species why drive that same old unicorn when you can have a HUMAN! thats right pay extra and you too could have hands! and if you get our deluxe ultra premium gold package your unicorn will come tricked out with loud speakers for extra wubs! Bring a friend and get a free muffin!
Hag5000 almost 10 years ago
I suppose Alicorn could be considered an upgrade, but that’s up the the individual Unicorn.
deadheadzan almost 10 years ago
It was’nt supposed to be here today on my feed but I clicked on “last comic” and there was Sunday’s!
dracdrac9 almost 10 years ago
It is genuinely good to see that Rain (Our fair Dana :} ) is doing well and pursuing her own particular brand of humor… as always, amusing and from certain angles.. quite pointed (pun intended :} )
Drac
AgentParsec almost 10 years ago
Now I can make THREE wishes… at the SAME TIME!
wonders if anyone gets that reference
Q4horse almost 10 years ago
So, unicorns have stopped evolving? Are they beyond natural selection?
KirboBoi almost 3 years ago
Man… I didn’t have a phone when I was nine-ten years old…
jerrica.benton333 7 months ago
2015 was about when i noticed that phones started getting… umm things that weren’t features (fingerprint scanners, “AI”)… and removing things that were features (headphone jacks, removable batteries, SD cards)…
so, lilke, maybe pH’s parents were on to something, there