Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 13, 2015
April 12, 2015
April 14, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Can I have a turn? Dakota: No. Everybody thinks you're weird. Phoebe: How does that affect my ability to jump over a rope? Phoebe: I can't wait for grad school when my rhetorical victories will be meaningful.
For the record, I dropped out of grad school, because Phoebe is wrong.