Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: There's this new commenter on the "Confetti Canyon" forum named VlogPrincess. Everybody else is going totally ga-ga about the newest episode, but VlogPrincess and I both think it's kinda substandard. So she's my current favorite person. Marigold: Are you saying she is better than me, or that I am not a person? Phoebe: Every time I CALL you a person, you shout the word "unicorn" at me. Marigold: I just like doing that.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Unicorns’ll be unicorns.
Claire Jordan over 9 years ago
Any critter which is bright enough to have personality, is a person
trantor0815 over 9 years ago
And than you find out that VlogPrincess is Dakota :)
Neo Stryder over 9 years ago
10:1 Vlogprincess is Dakota.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
“A person is a person, no matter how small.”~Horton
kaykeyser over 9 years ago
I hope this is going where I think it is going, but since Dana and I never agree on unicorn plots I’ll predict it has nothing to do with Dakota. Man I am a lot better at predicting Amy Keating Rogers when she writes unicorns. Is it good or bad to be predictable by my imagination?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see now.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
a-hem….Marigold DOES NOT SHOUT!!!!. excuse me….
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 9 years ago
As far as I know, “person” is the only common English word deriving from Etruscan (the mysterious language of the mysterious people who lived around Rome before the Romans got there). Its original meaning is “mask”. Spooky, if you think about it.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I guess a unicorn can be a person, too. :)