Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 31, 2015

Transcript:

Phoebe: All night everybody kept asking me if I was a comma. I'm CLEARLY an apostrophe. Marigold: It is a more familiar punctuation mark, to those of us who do not use contractions. In fact, we regard the apostrophe as an abomination, and your costume as a profound insult! Phoebe: You told me you LIKED this costume. Marigold: Oh, I do! I am just pulling your comma tail.