Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2016

Transcript:

Phoebe: Does this happen to you a lot? Max: Kind of. Phoebe: But your life seems so much easier than mine! Max: Nobody stuffs you in trash cans or hits you for being bad at sports. Phoebe: Last week, Dakota started a rumor that I like to eat boogers on celery. Marigold: Children, children! You can both be miserable.