Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 05, 2016
February 04, 2016
February 06, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: I am afraid I have not gotten you a valentine. Phoebe: That's okay. I have all these ones from other kids in my class. You give me something I can't get anywhere else. Marigold: My own radiant wonderfulness! Phoebe: A ride to school that doesn't smell like diesel.
I saw a video for this new product. The ad claimed that soft-serve ice cream is really unicorn poop.
“But you know who sucks at pooping? You do!” :-P